Durango Tasty Gram August 3, 1949 Published Semi-Occasionally by Durango Bagel & Coffee Shop 295 Herlong Avenue, Rock Hill, SC 803-366-0455 Fax 803-366-0502 Duke (Wayne) Wingate - Chief of Bagel Operations (COBO) No Copyright, if you plagiarize this stuff you are pathetic and in serious need of help www.durangobagel.net Tasty Gram Returns A number of people (one is a number) have inquired as to the lack of a Tasty Gram the past few months. The truth is that Durango has been infested with the apathy virus. This has seriously impacted the desire for anyone to do anything. The antidote of notenoughsalesacillin has provided the cure and led to this issue. To prevent future issues of the Tasty Gram infecting your life, please come in and spend money. Kiss My Grits Wayne has gone to great lengths to acquire the best grits you ever et. Stone ground grits from Cotton Hill Farms located in Lowrys. Made from corn grown here and ground here. They are much like Wayne, fresh, hot, and cheap. A Rock Invades Durango In what President Bush believes to be a retaliatory strike, A Rock invaded Durango on the night of February 29. The invasion occurred threw the Northwest Passage, also known as the drive thru window. The invasion was met with little resistance as the defender was made of glass. The invasion by A Rock led to both cash registers being emptied. However, the troops following A Rock were inept and dropped half of their booty in the parking lot. The invasion of A Rock on Friday was followed by the invasion of A Cinder Block on Saturday night. The second invasion provided no booty to the invading troops. Need Help With An Affair? Durango can fix you up! Call 803-366-0455 to have Durango cater your affair or meeting. There is a brand new catering menu to help you make your selections. Durango does breakfast, lunch and sometimes supper. No need to worry, our service is very discreet. City of Rock Hill Seeks To Reduce Taxes In a magnanimous gesture to reduce the amount of Hospitality tax Durango must pay, the City of Rock Hill has taken measures to help decrease sales. The recent addition of a new curb cut, which may have actually helped increase sales, was negated by the erecting of a large barrier in the turning lane. The barrier is unique with a multitude of confusing directional signs. The city administrators are concerned that the uniqueness of the barrier may make it become a tourist stop. This could have the detrimental affect of having sales increase at Durango. This of course would have the adverse effect of forcing Durango to have to pay more hostility tax. Should the later circumstance arise, Wayne has been assured "the city" will take appropriate corrective actions. Lunch Special Check out our yummy lunch special everyday. There is always something good to eat at Durango. It is easy to remember our phone number. Just dial - don - operator ill (366-0455). Another Stupid Durango Contest Any object so significant as the barrier in the middle of Herlong in front of Durango should have a name. Come up with the best name and win a $5 gift certificate. Second prize is a $10 gift certificate. Road Island is not acceptable as it has already been claimed by a small state. The contest deadline is whenever we decide it is over. If you find any mispellings or incorrect grammar in the Tasty Gram, please keep your comments to yourself. Suggestions always welcome! E-mail them to dbagelco@comporium.net |